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Two Honest MBA Students Allegedly Seen Having Lunch Together

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Sources who wish to remain anonymous claim they heard two MBA students from a prestigious institution having an honest conversation over mocha lattés at Starbucks. The unidentified listeners recorded the following conversation:

MBA Student 1: Did you see in the Wall Street Journal that a Rutgers professor named Donald L. McCabe has done almost twenty years of research and found that those in business school cheat more than those in other disciplines? I\’m nervous.

MBA Student 2: Yes, I did. Me, too.

Voice analysts scrutinized the recording and confirmed that both students were honest in this exchange.