Penn State Voted Top Puke School!

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The same day Penn State was named the country\’s top party school, the National Puke Association also honored the Nittany Lions with the 2009 Vomit of Honor Award for producing the most intellectual and noble chunks in the USA.

\”We are humbled by this award,\” announced an executive from Penn State. \”We wish to thank the Princeton Review for its excellent work in identifying us as the top party school, which led to the Vomit of Honor prize. We are indebted to the Princeton Review for focusing on such important issues.\”

\”This is awesome!\” yelled Penn State junior Chuck Knobles when he heard the news. \”I just helped my girlfriend clean puke out of her hair this morning. I try to tell my friends at other schools that we are number one, and this seals it. Penn State rules!\”