Committee Writes Best Report in the World

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After months of long meetings and editing sessions, the Retention Task Force at the Dean Smith College in North Carolina has submitted the best report in the world.

“I knew they were working hard, but wow!” said Garth Kennert, Vice President of Enrollment, who charged the committee with writing the report. “I feel very proud that the report will sit on my desk for the next two years. I certainly won’t take that privilege for granted.”

Committee members are trying to decide what to do next. “We’ve thought about presenting the report at a conference,” said one member.