Greg Ellison made a fool of himself by acting too cool at his freshman orientation at Meadowlands Community College last week.
“We couldn’t believe he was such an a—–e,” said Greg’s orientation leader Debbie Wantanoh.” He muttered under his breath and acted like a jerk when we made him to join hands in our human knot. We don’t get it. His mom was so super cool.”
“I loved Greg’s orientation!” said Greg’s mom Wendi “Peaches” Ellison. “It reminded me of my days as a camp counselor. I felt like I was in third grade again!”