Martinsburg University, Massachusetts
Executive-level position, reporting directly to the president. Directs strategic planning for widespread attention-getting change. Results of change, or providing resources in order to sustain the change, are not important. Use of national buzz words that will get us coverage in the national media very import.
Ability to get the job done, regardless of human cost. Must have exceptional motivational skills and experience managing intimidation and low morale. Should be able to navigate politically around faculty in order to maintain appearance of supporting educational mission. Wearing expensive suits is a plus.
Submit resume, references.