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Professor a Little Too Emo for Her Own Good

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Students at Smoky Mountain College have reported that Professor MacKlenner is a little too emo for her own good lately.

It started with her telling stories about her divorce during class,” said junior Walter Ahnor, a student in Professor MacKlennor’s History of the Novel seminar. “Now she wants to be Facebook friends so we have to look at her status updates.”

As CronkNews went to print, Dr. MacKlennor’s latest Facebook update said, “The lady behind me at the grocery store made a mean face when I couldn’t figure out the self-checkout. People have feelings, you know!”

I’m afraid to write anything bad on her teaching eval,” confessed sophomore Sarah Whindisch. “I have to take her Gothic Novels class next semester, and I don’t want to give her anything else to cry about.”