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That Mean Girl from High School Shows Up in Joey’s English 101 Seminar

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April Robinson, that bitch who tortured Joey Mullvaney throughout his days at Treetop Township Central School showed up unexpectedly last week in his freshman composition seminar at Southern Maine College.

I thought I’d picked a school where I could start fresh, and I was just starting to hit it off with the people in my dorm,” said Joey. “She told everyone she was going to Middlebury in Vermont. Why is she here? God, I just want to kill myself.”

April said she was unaware anyone from her high school had been in her class. “Oh, that’s really nice that there’s someone I know. Is he on the football team?”