April Robinson, that bitch who tortured Joey Mullvaney throughout his days at Treetop Township Central School showed up unexpectedly last week in his freshman composition seminar at Southern Maine College.
“I thought I’d picked a school where I could start fresh, and I was just starting to hit it off with the people in my dorm,” said Joey. “She told everyone she was going to Middlebury in Vermont. Why is she here? God, I just want to kill myself.”
April said she was unaware anyone from her high school had been in her class. “Oh, that’s really nice that there’s someone I know. Is he on the football team?”