by Leah Wescott
Unacceptable, staffers! Our media team is working its butts off to build readership for our beloved satirical rag, but our Twitter numbers look like s**t. Don’t get me started on our 8 Facebook Fans (including me).
I, Leah Wescott, editor-in-chief of CronkNews.com, issue this challenge to the PR department: Double our number of Twitter followers before Kutcher hits 4,000,000 or face the consequences.
Allegedly, our college-age demographic doesn’t Tweet, but I don’t care. Win this competition with Ashton Kutcher. Win it now.
Also, could someone please get me a cup of coffee?