Students at Smoky Mountain College have reported that Professor MacKlenner is a little too emo for her own good lately. “It started with her telling stories about her divorce during class,” said junior Walter Ahnor, a student in Professor MacKlennor’s History of the Novel seminar. “Now she wants to be Facebook friends so we have [...]

New college alumni with strong GPAs are blaming corporate downsizing for their limited job opportunities. “There just aren’t any jobs,” says marketing major Stephanie Kolliar from Crockett University. “I keep going to interviews, but I can tell as soon as I meet the interviewers that they’re not going to hire me.” Companies around the country [...]

By Brody Truce Staff Writer College sophomores have always been a high-risk group for boredom and melancholy, but  recent activity at Chestnut View College has counselors concerned. “It all started with Trudy Tifton’s post on the ‘F My Life’ website,” said Dr. Jada Voslinger. My parents bought me a red Mercedes for my birthday.  I [...]

Martinsburg University, Massachusetts Description Executive-level position, reporting directly to the president. Directs strategic planning for widespread attention-getting change. Results of change, or providing resources in order to sustain the change, are not important. Use of national buzz words that will get us coverage in the national media very import. Requirements Ability to get the job [...]

Despite years of colleagues’ eye rolling, Professor Graham Thompson still ranks among the most popular faculty members on campus. “Dr. Thompson is awesome,” says sophomore Timmy Gordon. “I’ve been at his house for a ‘wine tasting,’ and his ex-wife was totally hot. I heard she was his student once. Super hot!” “He always stays late [...]