Wanted: Obese Wellness Instructors

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Multiple Immediate Openings
Metropolitan University, NY

Needed: Several credentialed wellness instructors to teach numerous sections of University\’s mandated “Happiness Through Nutrition and Fitness” course.

Must have advanced degree in Physical Science, Nutrition or a related field. Must be visibly overweight and comfortable using scripted PowerPoint presentations about the countless rewards of eating well and exercising everyday. Smoking preferred but not required. Must be able to afford reserved parking right next to the workout center.

If interested, the successful candidate will have the option to coach a varsity team or serve as a part-time campus cop. Partial meal per diem provided.