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Job Posting: Robot Professor

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Immediate Opening
Indianaville University, IN

Description

In an effort to reduce our personnel budget expenditures, Indianaville University seeks to hire several robot professors. This is an accelerated tenure-track position at a student-centered, teaching-centered institution. Will carry double the full-time course load in field of expertise.

Requirements

Terminal degree required. Teaching experience and passion optional. Must have full repertoire of PowerPoint presentations to cover all class hours. Monotone voice required, with special preference given to candidates with thick accents. Fear of student interaction a necessity.

Must be comfortable with students\’ recreational use of laptops, iPods, cell phones and other technology in class. In absence of electronic media, must be tolerant of doodling and whispering. Must subscribe to automated homework programs like WebAssign that generate and grade homework assignments.

To Apply

Submit resume, references. No personalized cover letter necessary.