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College Halloween Countdown: Cliché #1 Cross Dressing

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Finally, we\’ve reached the #1 most popular college Halloween cliché: festive transvestitism. It\’s the one time a year when guys love to hit Salvation Army for ruffly dresses and pleather pumps. Throw on some shiny red lipstick and a Kate Gosselin wig, and you\’re set for business.

Women can crossdress two, with multiple options. First, there\’s the just-trying-to-be-sexier cliché of the football player who just happens to be wearing perfect hair and makeup. Then there\’s the more authentic “I\’m wearing a tuxedo and fake mustache so my boyfriend can get his once-a-year-jollies in my old prom dress.”