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New iPhone Apps for Student-Weary Tenured Professors: Paper Grading Postponer

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Graduate students at the Galveston Institute of Technology (GIT) are close to completing a helpful new iPhone app for tenured professors who prefer not to interface meaningfully with students. Projected for release next month:

Paper Grading Postponer

Hate the tedious task of grading papers? No problem. Just enable this app and your calendar will automatically push your self-imposed deadlines 24 to 48 hours further. If students email you because they need a status update in your class, this app will autoreply, “Here\’s a lesson: Study more and whine less.”

Cost: $.99

Can you afford not to have this app?