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Researchers at the University of South Carolina, where Chris Culliver went to college, have investigated the hypothesis Culliver presented Tuesday during a pre-Super Bowl press conference. According to Culliver, the San Francisco 49ers “don’t got no gay people on the team.” “We looked into Culliver’s statement and found it was absolutely true,” said lead researcher […]
by Leah Wescott Editor-in-Chief Vincent Hauser, newly-appointed dean of academic services at the University of West Kansas has decorated his office and met all his staff. He now waits patiently to meet with Vice President of Academic Affairs Jennifer Moguesly so he can learn his opinion about a number of controversial issues facing the campus. […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor KALISPELL, Montana. When long-time football coach Joe Ray Diggs was terminated by Western Montana University after a disappointing 4-7 season last week, it opened up a hole for Andy Newcombe, who led the Fighting Stinkbugs of Central Oklahoma A&M to a 9-2 record this year. “I’ve always wanted to coach […]