D-III Athlete Forgets He Really Isn’t a Big Deal

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footballQuinn “Q-Bee” Benton, quarterback of the Arkansas Liberal Arts Acorns, forgot that he was actually a nobody this week when he wasn’t moved to the front of the seating line at Waffle House.

“It was French Toast Friday, so we had a large crowd that night,” said Waffle House manager Roscoe Prodkin. “All of the sudden, I heard someone yelling ‘Don’t you know who I am!’ from the hostess stand. It was Quinn something-or-other.”

“I told him I didn’t actually know who he was,” said Tenicia Campbell. “He got real quiet then.”