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Pissing Contest of the Week: Who Works Harder? College Professionals With Kids or Without?

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Staff members of the Jamestown University Counseling Center came to blows following a long-brewing conflict between the counselors with children and those without.

Those single bitches get to leave here and go out partying all night,” said one woman with two elementary-age children. “I have to go to school concerts, soccer games and science fairs.”

I\’m sick of all the overtime,” said one of the childless counselors. “I\’ve been on-call for almost a month because none of the mothers want to bother. Last week, I had to make four trips to the hospital after three a.m. to deal with suicidal students and overdoses.”

The tension escalated last week, when the counselors were asked to staff an information table at a Jamestown admissions event. According to witnesses, what initially began as an intense staring contest “got really ugly.”