Beloved Professor Dies of Pizza Overdose

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Dr. Louis Pynne, professor of Peace Studies at Cobb College, was found dead in his office Wednesday evening. Authorities say the cause of death was most likely a pizza overdose.

It was a perfect storm,” said Chief of Campus Security Trey Reingold. “Dr. Pynne had attended two residence hall workshops, an office birthday party and four doctoral defense presentations within a short duration of time.”

It sounds so obvious now,” said a distraught office manager, who arranged two of the doctoral defense meetings, “but none of us thought to order subs.”