Dr. Louis Pynne, professor of Peace Studies at Cobb College, was found dead in his office Wednesday evening. Authorities say the cause of death was most likely a pizza overdose.
“It was a perfect storm,” said Chief of Campus Security Trey Reingold. “Dr. Pynne had attended two residence hall workshops, an office birthday party and four doctoral defense presentations within a short duration of time.”
“It sounds so obvious now,” said a distraught office manager, who arranged two of the doctoral defense meetings, “but none of us thought to order subs.”