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The Cronk of Higher Education is less than a year old, and we’re already getting too big for our britches.

We’re proud of our 200 Twitter followers and 300 Facebook fans, but we know there’s a broader audience for our humor. Unfortunately, we’ve hired lazy publicists and we need help tapping more readers. Before our second birthday in June 2011, we hope to have a presence at every university in the nation.

Specifically, we have a goal to attract 4140 new readers (one per every American college) in the next 414 days. Can you help?

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Please – we beg you – tell your friends, colleagues, professors and staff about us. Just like we tell our students, “You have more power than we do.”

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4140. Yes we can.