Thanks, Chris Clark, for your nice review! http://ow.ly/1D5wh Not sure how you concluded that @IrmaPelt is crabby looking, but otherwise A+. # Did anyone notice a certain something at a certain somewhere? http://ow.ly/1EjR7 We have officially sold out, thankyouverymuch. # #FF @ProfAstrid @jmadelman @Ryan_Warden @EMACAdvise @R_Ahlstrom @JonKeel @cindykane @jpkirch @thedougco @debtaub @macmillacademic # Powered by [...]

by Dash Phillips Freelance Writer The Director of Student Programs and Services Leigh Rhenquist at Bell College in Carthage, New York was censured this week because a mime created a disturbance on campus. As the College kicked off its annual “Expressive Arts Week” a mime began his performance in the dining hall. When the mime [...]

by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer For the past three years, seniors at Chestnut View College have struggled to find employment after graduation. The college, which once boasted a 98% post-graduate employment rate, now sees only 60% of its seniors landing jobs—one of the lowest post-graduate placement rates in the country. Perplexed by the problem, [...]

by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer With the imminent threat of the H1N1 virus dissipated, one university is seeking the next potential health crisis. “We found that planning for the H1N1 virus was more rewarding than we could have imagined,” said Joel Rackett, Director of Health Services at Bowlby College. Rackett outlined the structure of [...]

After whispers of questionable hiring practices surfaced last week at the main office of the Cronk of Higher Education, CronkNews.com was able to obtain a leaked copy of successful candidate Erica Price’s letter of applications. Known as “EricaPriceCronk” on Twitter.com, Price seems to have offered a substantial bribe to editor Leah Wescott in return for [...]

Mark your calendars for the 2010 AA-AA Conference in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. This year, our theme is Spring Break Weekend and we aim to take every bit of your stress away. “Spring Break Weekend” Program Highlights Day 1: Noon: Mimosas and Motivation Join our keynote speaker, famed college basketball coach Rick Pittino, as he shares [...]

by Erica Price Freelance Writer Psychology professor Edgar Stevens is a popular topic of conversation at Farmington College today as he has become the center of an unusual campus debate. Stevens, a recent recipient of the Farmington Innovative Teaching Citation, inspired heated conversation at the recent Student Government Association (SGA) meeting as a result of [...]

#FF @chronicle # #ff Our dapper group of internship finalists @therealjoelp @Falchek @ARL275 @SethHagler @JennaMagnuski Good luck to all in your interviews. # We're in a PR groove this week. Thanks for the awesome article, http://bettergrads.org !!! http://ow.ly/1AUUU # After long deliberation, we're pleased to offer @EricaPriceCronk our intern position. Erica, we'll need a yes [...]

In his Nobel Prize acceptance speech social scientist Mario Falk reflected on what he called a “teachable moment” that impacted his life years earlier and thanked a college conduct officer for changing his world view. “I was caught drinking beer in my dorm when I was a freshman in college, and rather than punishing me, [...]

by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer The First Year Experience curriculum has been a part of Parker Gates College for over 15 years. Upon matriculation, freshman students are enrolled in a series of four six-week classes designed to help them succeed at the small private college located in Parker, NJ. “Our curriculum has been wildly [...]