I started writing for Cronk News in December 2009. It was on a whim after being recruited by Leah Wescott. I thought I would write one or two articles and then be done with the experience. I never could have predicted the popularity of my articles. The decision to reveal my identity was not an easy one, but necessary. Satire is only as funny as the person behind it. For all of you to really appreciate what I do and what I write, you need to know more about me. Below is the link to my curriculum vitae, set to music I composed, which outlines my experience and current roles in higher education, most recently as a music theory professor. This link will also give you some information about Leah Wescott and Brody Truce\’s identities. They have been collaborators with me on a regular basis outside of the Cronk newsroom, including in the recital hall.
by Dana Lancer Freelance Writer A blue-ribbon research panel of internationally prominent art historians has concluded that Pablo Picasso, the painter credited with almost single-handedly defining 20th-century abstract art, had less artistic talent than the average five-year-old child. “Not that Picasso was stupid,” explained Prof. Gertrudis Estaín, chair of the fine arts department at Bryn […]
by Jack Snap Technology Writer At last! One small online college has figured out how to obtain even more service from its adjuncts. A high-ranking official at the entirely online Viral College has intercepted communications between its adjunct faculty on how they stay well during the grueling winter months since not making contact with their […]
by Sonya Reinhardt Freelance Writer When Josie Graff filled out her roommate preferences form to live in the dorms at Granada State University, she checked the \”as close as possible\” box next to \”Parent Accommodations.\” This fall, the 18-year old incoming psychology major will enroll as an on-campus resident, and so will her parents. Housed […]