I started writing for Cronk News in December 2009. It was on a whim after being recruited by Leah Wescott. I thought I would write one or two articles and then be done with the experience. I never could have predicted the popularity of my articles. The decision to reveal my identity was not an easy one, but necessary. Satire is only as funny as the person behind it. For all of you to really appreciate what I do and what I write, you need to know more about me. Below is the link to my curriculum vitae, set to music I composed, which outlines my experience and current roles in higher education, most recently as a music theory professor. This link will also give you some information about Leah Wescott and Brody Truce\’s identities. They have been collaborators with me on a regular basis outside of the Cronk newsroom, including in the recital hall.
Everyone on the career services staff at Wilkins Community College is safe and accounted for after a dangerously close call this week. Reports say the staff initiated their official crisis response protocol this week when career counselor Mickey Burton noticed a post on Facebook that said one of his campus colleagues had received flowers from […]
Don\’t forget to mark your calendar for next month\’s Kampus Kudos Awards Ceremony. Certificates and handshakes will be given to individuals who have worked at the college for 5, 10, 20 and 35 years. A special prize will be given to Creepy Jim, who has attended his 50th human resources-sponsored sexual harassment awareness seminar. “More […]
Sh*t Student Affairs Professionals Say by: IrmaPelt, Senior Staff Writer