I started writing for Cronk News in December 2009. It was on a whim after being recruited by Leah Wescott. I thought I would write one or two articles and then be done with the experience. I never could have predicted the popularity of my articles. The decision to reveal my identity was not an easy one, but necessary. Satire is only as funny as the person behind it. For all of you to really appreciate what I do and what I write, you need to know more about me. Below is the link to my curriculum vitae, set to music I composed, which outlines my experience and current roles in higher education, most recently as a music theory professor. This link will also give you some information about Leah Wescott and Brody Truce\’s identities. They have been collaborators with me on a regular basis outside of the Cronk newsroom, including in the recital hall.
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer Emeritus PENNSBORO, CT Before last week, Felicity Weaver—a freshman at Chestnut View College—had never even heard of Nutella. “I know it sounds like something you won’t like,” said Weaver when interviewed earlier this week. “But it is AMAZING! Have you tried it? They say sometimes you find your passion […]
College roommates Patsy McLoughly and Melissa Growson have announced a lawsuit against Charlestown University for failure to activate the webcams of laptops borrowed by the coeds. “We read about the school district in Pennsylvania that used stolen school-owned laptops to spy on students at home, and we couldn’t believe the kids were upset,” said Growson. […]
The American College Administrators Association issued a ban of recently-resigned Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, citing her as a poor role model for today’s professionals. “Ms. Clinton was one of our strongest role models back in the days when we adhered to a philosophy of pursuing passions,” said ACAA president Margo Channing. “Those were different […]