AVAILABLE MAY 1
Position: Summer Intern
Location: Cronk of Higher Education
Description
Successful candidate will:
- Write fresh, popular articles for magazine and allow superiors to take credit for work
- Do the crappy stuff the staff really hates doing. You know – lots of databases, telemarketing and that kind of thing
- Use words like “transformative” when you describe your job so we can attract more free help next summer
Remuneration
- Salary competitive with other unpaid intern positions
- Terrific résumé building experience
- Really awesome learning opportunity
Perks
- Free instant coffee in the break room plus all the powdered creamer you want
- Regularly restocked (2-ply!) toilet paper in our employee bathroom/copier area
- Practical experience learning appropriate ways to address sexual harassment in the workplace
To Apply:
Send a 140-character cover letter and resume to @CronkNews on Twitter. References optional.
