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AVAILABLE MAY 1

Position: Summer Intern
Location:
Cronk of Higher Education

Description

Successful candidate will:

  • Write fresh, popular articles for magazine and allow superiors to take credit for work
  • Do the crappy stuff the staff really hates doing. You know – lots of databases, telemarketing and that kind of thing
  • Use words like “transformative” when you describe your job so we can attract more free help next summer

Remuneration

  • Salary competitive with other unpaid intern positions
  • Terrific résumé building experience
  • Really awesome learning opportunity

Perks

  • Free instant coffee in the break room plus all the powdered creamer you want
  • Regularly restocked (2-ply!) toilet paper in our employee bathroom/copier area
  • Practical experience learning appropriate ways to address sexual harassment in the workplace

To Apply:

Send a 140-character cover letter and resume to @CronkNews on Twitter. References optional.