Ivy University Creates Terminal Degree in Douchebaggery
by Clara Webb Freelance Writer One of America’s oldest and most revered institutions of higher learning is launching a new graduate program designed to raise the standards of scholarship in many of academia’s traditional fields. The Doctor of Philosophy of the Order of Superior Honors (PhDOOSH) program will accept students from the departments of literature, [...]
Class Action Suit Filed When College Life Doesn’t Meet Expectation Set at Orientation
Posted on Monday, June 7th 2010
Tags: academic, advising, college, decisions, deposit, expectations, orientation, welcome
Tags: academic, advising, college, decisions, deposit, expectations, orientation, welcome
by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer A class action lawsuit filed in Wisconsin by the freshman class at Poltzer State College alleges that incoming students were intentionally misled by the university during an overnight orientation program in June. Orientation, of which there are sixteen sessions, is a flagship opportunity for the university to connect with [...]
In Cost-Saving Measure, Assistant Profs Promoted Directly to Emeritus
by Sasha Tremento Freelance Writer In what Barston College President Myron Pilsney calls a “win-win solution,” cutting costs but maintaining faculty morale, the college is promoting professors granted tenure directly to emeritus status. “It addresses the fiscal climate,” he told an uncharacteristically quiet faculty senate yesterday, “while maintaining morale. Tenure-track assistant professors have worked very [...]
NARH-I Revokes Resident Director Membership for Vulgar Tattoo
Posted on Thursday, June 3rd 2010
Tags: dorm, name, PC Police Log, political correctness, politically correct, residence hall
Tags: dorm, name, PC Police Log, political correctness, politically correct, residence hall
by Erica Price Freelance Writer Simon Astler of Dixie College has earned infamy as the first entry-level housing professional to have his membership revoked by the National Association of Residence Halls International (NARH-I) following a high profile disciplinary case on campus. Astler was featured in a photograph, unshaven and bleary-eyed, on the front page of [...]
Myers Briggs Support Groups Formed on Campus
by Joel Pettigrew Freelance Writer The Myers Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is well known throughout the field of higher education and, very often, the topic of water cooler talk among college professionals. The personality profiling tool tests users in four preference areas, including Introvert/Extrovert (I/E). The results can help individuals understand their learning, socializing and [...]
College Offers Free Pony Rides to Draw Prospective Students
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer Colleges around the country use Interest Fairs to woo prospective students to their doors. Faced with dwindling enrollments for five consecutive years, the Office of Admissions at Edgar State College in Plumosa, CA recently examined their recruitment strategies. “We’ve been using the same Interest Fair format for a long [...]


