Results from Global Tour Guide Study: Every Campus Is Exactly the Same

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The world of college admissions was rocked this week when a study of tour guides representing every university in the world revealed that in three key categories, there is absolutely no difference.

How is the food at your school?

It\’s not mom\’s cooking, but you can always find something. It\’s all about options!

Is your campus safe?

If you use your common sense, you shouldn\’t have any problems on our campus. Just walk with friends and keep your door locked, and you\’ll be fine.

Do you have any bad professors?

It\’s really a matter of style. Some professors match my style better than others, but they\’re all good, depending on what you like.