College Rewinds Technology Plan
by Alan Finch Freelance Writer Last summer, administrators at Luckington College approved a plan to better integrate technology on campus. At the time, a joint faculty-administration committee recommended each new Luckington student be welcomed with a “free device to enhance the Luckington experience.” Though not specified in the document, sources from the committee confirmed the [...]
University Achieves Coveted Tier One Status Via Innovative Use of Casino Card
Posted on Tuesday, December 7th 2010
Tags: ambiguous, competitive, definition, ethics, fundraising, tier 1, tier one
Tags: ambiguous, competitive, definition, ethics, fundraising, tier 1, tier one
by Teena Angst Freelance Writer Whanover University has finally attained Tier One status to rank as one of the most competitive universities in the nation. Following a directive from trustees to become Tier One, as well as pressure from faculty, students and alumni, Whanover University took creative steps to achieve this ambitious goal. Staff members [...]
Counseling Centers Overwhelmed; Cite Residence Life Staff Overshooting
Posted on Monday, December 6th 2010
Tags: conflicts, homesickness, mediation, parents, roommate, schoolsickness
Tags: conflicts, homesickness, mediation, parents, roommate, schoolsickness
by Barbara Murphy Freelance Writer As students return from Thanksgiving break to the campus of Whinemore College, staff at WC’s counseling services find their schedules packed with anxious students. While many assumed the anxiety related to impending final exams, counselors were surprised to find another source of student distress: returning home for the winter break. [...]
College Food Tastes Homemade, Student Complains
by AJ Marshfield Freelance Writer While filling out a comment card in the dining center at Hengebrook University, college freshman Daniel Pewter stated he was going to make a complaint about the quality of the food. “It tastes just like my mom’s.” Pewter had just finished dinner when, according to reports from his friends, he [...]
Rebellious and Non-conformist Residence Hall Facility Declares Itself a “Dorm”
Posted on Wednesday, December 1st 2010
Tags: dorm, language, PC Police Log, political correctness, residence hall
Tags: dorm, language, PC Police Log, political correctness, residence hall
by Jeremy Sly Freelance Writer Residents of South Baton Hall, located on the campus of Breslin University, were shocked Wednesday when they came home from classes to see find that their one-time residence hall was now a “dorm.” Originally a facility that enhanced student development by means of building a sense of community and ensuring [...]


