|Only days after long-suffering unpaid intern Erica Price completed her master’s degree and framed her diploma, CronkNews staff learned of her untimely demise. Details about Erica’s accident are cloudy, and our staff is too distraught to do a thorough investigation, so we’re asking readers to help us literally fill in the blanks so we can find a healthy sense of closure.
When you finish, you can copy/paste your obit text to CronkNews@gmail.com and we’ll post the stories of our favorite perky underling.
Posted on Monday, May 23rd 2011
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