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by Jeffrey Ross, Parody Poet Special Thanks to William Shakespeare, Real Poet When I do count the costs of my degree, And see the job-ops flicker day and night; When I presume the butchers’ cash-rich ease, And Wall Street starting jobs so dollar bright; This adjunct’s pay will barely buy my gas, I’m forced […]
Following the lead of the NCAA, six universities are requiring that their freshmen return the complimentary magnets given to them by their campus security offices at orientation. “We applaud the NCAA for taking back Florida State’s trophies because some of the FSU student athletes were involved in academic dishonesty,” said Marjorie Kapp, Penn State-Butler’s assistant […]
by Matthew Michael Freelance Writer Dean of Students Charles S. Gruff was finally ready to join the social media revolution and get better connected to his students at Gaightes College. His enthusiasm waned quickly, though, when he joined MySpace and could not find any students there. “My staff has spent the last five years telling […]
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