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As stories of Louisville men\’s basketball coach Rick Pitino\’s sex and extortion scandal gain momentum, Pitino has employed a rare voodoo enchantment that entices watchers to focus on his greasy pompadour instead of the allegations of sexual assault, abortion and extortion. \”Do not stare directly into the hair,\” advises a hexologist once employed as a […]
In response to an incident of cultural insensitivity, Madden College president Laurel Stanford charged a committee of administrators and students to review and revise the institution\’s honor code. The committee thought it had drafted a progressive standard of respect with its first draft, commonly known as the “Don’t Say Anything that Could Possibly Hurt Someone […]
by Sonya Reinhardt Freelance Writer When Josie Graff filled out her roommate preferences form to live in the dorms at Granada State University, she checked the \”as close as possible\” box next to \”Parent Accommodations.\” This fall, the 18-year old incoming psychology major will enroll as an on-campus resident, and so will her parents. Housed […]
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