by Matthew Michael Freelance Writer Slipsgate University has announced that this year’s commencement speaker is Dr. James M. Parks, a researcher whom few students have heard of and whom even fewer will bother to Google. Parks plans to motivate the newly minted but unemployable college graduates by sharing his own inspiring story of rising from […]
Campus emergency procedures were put in place at Julienne University when Laura Bogan, assistant director of dining services, was seen having coffee with Vice Chancellor Anita Kroft. “I was suspicious as soon as I walked into the campus café,” said Bogan’s supervisor Brandy Downes. “What were they talking about? Why did Dr. Kroft want to […]
by Yremia Johnson Freelance Writer In a desperate attempt to retain talented staff, Chancellor Jard Bleaker announced that the university would begin hosting an annual prom. After asking employees for feedback on how to make his university an ‘employer of choice’ that would ‘stimulate and challenge’ its talented workforce, the chancellor’s special task force concluded […]
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