University food service personnel have asked for an amendment to the federal Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) to include food allergies as an official learning disability. Margot Eckers, director of cafeteria services at St. Libertine College, is a proponent of the amendment. “Some students with allergies are fine, but we deal with dozens who seem […]
For the first time in the 72 years that the National College Measuring Service (NCMS) has been assessing the factors impacting college student success, God comes in second. NCMS analyst Joseph Monk was shocked. “It’s always been a close race between freshman orientation and God, but since we made it through the 1960s with God […]
by Schubert Lovenkraft Freelance Writer Victor’s Surprise, an industry leader in the edible undergarment business, has expanded into the world of convention accessories by unveiling a new line of edible conference lanyards. “We was talking about ways to expand the family business,” explained company boss Joey ‘Big Daddy’ Gambini. “Then Sal saw these fancy name […]
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