“We’re going green!” says a huge plastic banner that hangs above the housing office at Burton University. Staff at BU are touting themselves the first in the country to use a completely paperless housing system after opening. “Don’t even think about asking us for a room change,” said housing director Mack Janssen. “Once you’re in, […]
___ –> Elizabeth Mink, professor of English at Rhodeson College, has instituted a new grammatical rule for all of her first-year composition courses. As Mink explained to her students in the first week of the semester, “For students younger than 35, I expect you to write first-person essays using the word ‘i’ to identify yourself.” […]
by Jeffrey Ross Freelance Parody Poet Special thanks to Emily Dickinson, Real Poet A School loan is a Death blow to Some Who till they worked, did not in debt become– Who had they stayed, in school with friends Deferred, the loans to Kingdom crumb.