In a stunning move, Lime County College, CA voted to abandon a 125-year tradition of tenure in order to implement a new system that involves granting professors a stack of Get-Out-of-Jail-Free cards. “We found traditional tenure practices tiresome,” said faculty chair Moses Stanley. “If I have to read another thick stack of portfolio materials, I […]
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer Florida’s Jasper University has been named the “Best College” by the Palm Coast Weekly independent newspaper, the university announced in a press release Friday. “This is an outstanding recognition for this university and something that our faculty, staff and students can be proud of,” said Jasper President Ronald Moore. “The […]
Counseling services across the country have seen a spike in client numbers as supervisory staff at universities wrap up their hiring for the 2009-10 academic year. “During interviews, everything is perfect,” sighed Linmouth University director of housing Alphonse Ruggles. “When candidates ask me about my leadership style, I know I’m the most visionary and supportive […]
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