by Diana Senechal Shenandoah, VA—In a groundbreaking initiative, Pangloss University has eliminated all formal distinctions between teacher and student and has revised the curriculum accordingly. “Hic omnes per vitam discipuli sunt” (“Here everyone is a lifelong learner”) reads its new motto. Teachers receive a tuition discount for assisting fellow learners, but they are no longer […]
by Yremia Johnson Freelance Writer In a desperate attempt to retain talented staff, Chancellor Jard Bleaker announced that the university would begin hosting an annual prom. After asking employees for feedback on how to make his university an ‘employer of choice’ that would ‘stimulate and challenge’ its talented workforce, the chancellor’s special task force concluded […]
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