by Evan Brews Freelance Writer Officials at Harthington University in rural Utah have begun to undertake a study to assess the positive economic impact of having Four Loko as the sole beverage option on the cash-strapped, liberal arts campus of 500 students. Original estimates show that switching all campus beverage options to Four Loko could […]
by Henry Wenslydale and Monty Tufnel Freelance Writers Chicago, Il: University executives from across Chicago admitted this morning that they held a huge rave to celebrate the recent announcement that the University of Phoenix was “placed on notice” by its regional accreditor. The schools stand united, saying that there was nothing inappropriate about their “Apollo […]
The Cronk of Higher Education (CronkNews.com) seeks articles for a special hardcopy edition to be distributed at upcoming higher education conferences, including ACPA, NASPA and ACUI. Content guidelines: Submissions should be satirical news items of 100 to 250 words. Articles should be timely and relate to issues familiar to most college faculty or staff. Article […]
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