By Brody Truce Staff Writer College sophomores have always been a high-risk group for boredom and melancholy, but recent activity at Chestnut View College has counselors concerned. “It all started with Trudy Tifton’s post on the ‘F My Life’ website,” said Dr. Jada Voslinger. My parents bought me a red Mercedes for my birthday. I […]
by James Hithergreen Freelance Writer Health educators at Wassail University are taking on the problem of drinking games by teaching students what some consider to be the best way to avoid over-consumption: Winning. “We figure most students are going to play these games at some point,” said Associate Director of Student Health Services Burt Beirut. […]
by Diana Senechal Freelance Writer New Haven, Connecticut: The acclaimed mathematician Gerald Brume declared tearfully to reporters that he felt validated for the first time after reading Math People Are Real People, a revelatory new book by Josie Franks. “I have received over a hundred awards and honorary degrees,” said Brume. “I am routinely invited […]
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