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Poem: I’m a Vice President! What Are You?

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I’m a Vice President! What Are You?
by Jeffrey Ross, Parody Poet
With Special Thanks to
Emily Dickinson, Real Poet


I’m a Vice President! What are you?
Are you—a VP– Too?
Then there are fifty of us!
Don’t tell! they’d reorganize—you know!

How weary—to be—a Dean!
How common—take the Lead –
To meet and greet—the whole Career–
To chair— the Potluck Feed!