In an attempt to combat the Ivy League reputation of intellectual elitism, Yale University is rumored to have taken bold steps and embraced an equal-opportunity philosophy that includes hiring developmentally challenged administrators. In what many observers see as an indication of the new practice, Yale released its absurdly long Glee-ish admissions video this winter, brazenly […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor KALISPELL, Montana. Over the entire course of her three-year college career Shirley Leung, a slight Asian-American woman who is only 5’4″ tall, has been eliciting “She looks familiar” reactions from alumni at Western Montana University when they attend home football and basketball games. “She’s not in the press guide,” says […]
by Schubert Lovenkraft Freelance Writer Despite the growing unpredictability of the freshmen recruitment process, Manley College Vice President of Enrollment Management Rosenfeld Cheeks announced today that the college was projecting a robust freshman class that would exceed expectations in almost every way. “Our new students will be smarter, more engaged and more technologically savvy than […]
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