In celebration of National College Move-in Month, Cronknews is publishing its first poetry. It\’s even the rhymy parody kind! Enjoy. An Ode to Move-in Day Eve by Brody Truce CronkNews Poet Laureate T’was Move-In Day Eve, and all through the dorm, Not an RA was stirring, and the rooms were quite warm. The nametags were […]
In an effort to give our writers a well-deserved vacation, we\’re opting for the classic end-of-decade countdown. We\’re only six months old, but in dogma years, we\’re ageless. #5 Most Popular Post of 2009: University Rejects Innovative Plan to Do the Right Thing. “Not Measurable,” Says VP
by W.S. Winslow Freelance Writer Westport, CT – In response to a spate of online “confessions” from Beta Zeta Zeta fraternity members at Filbert Bister College, angry chapter alums have threatened to withdraw funding. At a recent reunion, some even threatened to revoke the house’s charter. Formerly known as the hardest partying frat on campus, […]
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