In celebration of National College Move-in Month, Cronknews is publishing its first poetry. It\’s even the rhymy parody kind! Enjoy. An Ode to Move-in Day Eve by Brody Truce CronkNews Poet Laureate T’was Move-In Day Eve, and all through the dorm, Not an RA was stirring, and the rooms were quite warm. The nametags were […]
As deadlines for annual departmental budget requests approach, administrators, like Women’s Center director Judy Whacket of St. Bingham College, toil away, believing that if they can just find the right wording on their requests, their departments will receive increases for the first time in over fifteen years. “Oh, give me a break,” said St. Bingham […]
Next Saturday, June 18, 2011, the head writers from The Cronk of Higher Education will hold a press conference to announce details about their new book, Required Reading. Reporting live from their annual retreat, the staff will talk about their book and the campaign readers can participate in to earn Cronk rewards for helping to […]
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