[Ed. This dispatch was received from an individual named John Connor, who states he is transmitting from the year 2029. With minor redactions, his message is reproduced here by CronkNews reporter Joel Pettigrew.] Looking for his next leadership opportunity after serving as Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger took over as Chancellor of the newly formed […]
by Dana Lancer Freelance Writer Archaeologists working in an undisclosed part of Central Asia have uncovered the remains of “what is probably the most inept culture that has ever existed,” according to lead researcher, Dr. Herman K. Brower of Princeton University. “It’s an incredible find,” adds Brower. “It greatly expands our understanding of just how […]
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