Technology experts at the Galveston Institute of Technology (GIT) have made significant advances in the search for empirical proof of true love. In collaboration with GIT\’s department of interpersonal psychology, the following data will be published soon in Emotiscience Monthly. According to Dr. Guillermo Ovechkin, “While we haven\’t found evidence of true love, we have […]
As stories of Louisville men\’s basketball coach Rick Pitino\’s sex and extortion scandal gain momentum, Pitino has employed a rare voodoo enchantment that entices watchers to focus on his greasy pompadour instead of the allegations of sexual assault, abortion and extortion. \”Do not stare directly into the hair,\” advises a hexologist once employed as a […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor LANGLEY, Va. The Central Intelligence Agency is usually staffed by a skeleton crew on weekends, but this Saturday finds an auditorium packed with staff and an unlikely crew of outside consultants whom officials have summoned in the hope of catching the world’s most notorious terrorists. “We are not fighting a […]
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