by Dash Phillips Freelance Rutherford University received top honors at the annual meeting of the Housing Officers Association Knowledge and Education Exchange (HOAKEE) for its innovative residence hall programming. Colleges and universities around the United States are invited to compete for the “Most Innovative Residence Hall Program” by submitting elaborate documentation demonstrating outstanding efforts. Rutherford […]
Mick “Corkey” McCorkell officially flunked out of Southwood University in Utah this week, having missed six consecutive weeks of classes. “I was giving away tickets to the women\’s volleyball spike-off,” said Corkey. “I didn\’t want to leave my post and let down my fans.”
Lucille Wexton was suspended from her position of senior science librarian Monday following a two-hour deliberation of the Green Mountain State University Committee for Green Values. “Ms. Wexton is a disgrace to our campus,” said Vonda Casserly, who chairs the Committee for Green Values. “She is an avid recycler, carpooler and supporter of local produce, […]
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