by Skye Kopfgeschlagen Freelance Writer After vocal music major Sydney Carter was approved for missing class for three weeks and given permission to remain silent in classes due to her singing-induced laryngitis, students across Harmony University flooded the Disability Services office with applications to miss class, not speak in class, and not participate. Applications listed […]
Diana Senechal For the past decade, American colleges and universities have been bidding aggressively for sparkling brand slogans devised by wealthy consultants. But no brand has incited such ferocity as has “Hire Education,” the latest to hit the auction hall. This afternoon, five colleges offered over two million dollars apiece for the brand; until one […]
Employers who hire members of the this year’s graduating class from Icarus College will have the added benefit of a master communicator in their midst, says a press release from Icarus’s Office of the Registrar. “We have been busy adding a complimentary B.A. in journalism to every student who walks across the stage, takes a […]
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