by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer A twelve-year study conducted by researchers at California\’s Pennsylvania University has definitively proven what thousands of university staff members have been saying for years – that the university is simply a nicer place to be when school is out of session and there are no students around. The study will […]
Only days after long-suffering unpaid intern Erica Price completed her master’s degree and framed her diploma, CronkNews staff learned of her untimely demise. Details about Erica’s accident are cloudy, and our staff is too distraught to do a thorough investigation, so we’re asking readers to help us literally fill in the blanks so we can […]
Susquehanna Institute of Technology freshman Randy Wallach called home in tears Friday to ask his parents for advice about transferring to a different university. “The faculty is incredibly incompetent,” said Wallach. “My computer science classes are fine, but they force us to take these annoying courses that have nothing to do with our majors.” According […]
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