by Sasha Tremento Freelance Writer In what Barston College President Myron Pilsney calls a “win-win solution,” cutting costs but maintaining faculty morale, the college is promoting professors granted tenure directly to emeritus status. “It addresses the fiscal climate,” he told an uncharacteristically quiet faculty senate yesterday, “while maintaining morale. Tenure-track assistant professors have worked very […]
Mascots from Clemson University and Louisiana State have received a record number of website hits this week, boosting their Tiger-ific holiday spirit. “It\’s been grrrreat to be so popular this week,” said LSU\’s Mike the Tiger. “People have been Googling me for days now. They even want to know about my personal life – not […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor GREENWICH, Conn. The nation’s leading clothing retailers for 18-22 year olds today joined forces to form the “Fashion Ivy League,” a network of upscale stores that will offer college classes to capitalize on their brand dominance in the whiny, over-privileged adolescent demographic. “The margin on college tuition is huge,” noted […]
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