Mascots from Clemson University and Louisiana State have received a record number of website hits this week, boosting their Tiger-ific holiday spirit. “It\’s been grrrreat to be so popular this week,” said LSU\’s Mike the Tiger. “People have been Googling me for days now. They even want to know about my personal life – not […]
Corporatecorp International admitted publically to selling out on Monday when it hired pretentious recent graduate of Mother Madre University Shawndra Stimpson. “We really wanted to offer the job to Hank Jeffers, a seasoned hard-working fellow from Detroit, but we didn’t want to pay for the move to our headquarters in Houston,” confessed HR manager Grover […]
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