by Diana Senechal Pebble Heights, IL—In response to recent rumors, Pustoy College has sent out a flurry of press releases vehemently denying that its faculty engage in instruction. “Pustoy College is a 21st century institution,” one of them reads, “and as such, it would never besmirch its reputation by having a professor stand in front […]
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer A tense situation at the Francis University continued into mid-afternoon Thursday as a loud, wide-ranging, obnoxious conversation between noted office gadfly Esmerelda D’Espino and assistant director Tina Knight entered its third hour of inane babble, holding the rest of the cubicle-based events management office hostage. “It is impossible to get […]
by Josh Bond On-scene Freelancer The final three days of the 95th annual NASPA conference were cancelled this afternoon after the Starbucks in the conference hotel ran out of coffee. “Given the circumstances, we don’t feel that attendees can achieve an appropriate level of BOLD-ness without caffeine,” said a high ranking anonymous member of the […]
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