According to real-life admissions officers, here are the year\’s most popular majors, as requested by high school seniors. 1. CSI – with a study abroad option at CSI Miami 2. Graphic Lit 3. Pre-dental sorority membership with extra teeth whitening 4. ROTC with World of Warcraft option 5. Nonfeminist Vampire Studies Think we\’re exaggerating? Ask […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor DuFARGE, Mississippi. The campus of the all-women’s Mary Asher College here is the center of this small town’s economy, and the hub of college life here is undoubtedly “Sorority Row,” a street lined with towering elm trees that keep the sidewalks cool, or at least not as hot as the […]
by Teena Angst Freelance Writer Whattama University has reported that a four hour-faculty/staff orientation standoff has ended. Problems erupted when all new employees were provided with a copy of Erik Erikson’s The Life Cycle Completed and informed they were going to “explore new ways of thinking.” Police records indicate that when the trainer turned her […]
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