First-year MIT aerospace engineering major Melvin Aucoin faced his biggest analytical problem to date last Saturday. “I had just finished competing in the Massachusetts Problem Solving Aerolympics and I was asked to fill out a form so they could mail me my engraved trophy,” said Aucoin, who scored a 2390 on his SATs. “This wasn’t […]
Archeology major Wendy Markell packed Professor Mary Louise Grandy into her car last Saturday and took her to the most recent filming of the PBS program “Antiques Road Show.” “I’ve had Dr. Grandy’s modern literature classes for three years and I was just curious what she was worth,” said Markell. “Her lessons seem really old […]
by Diana Senechal Pebble Heights, IL—In response to recent rumors, Pustoy College has sent out a flurry of press releases vehemently denying that its faculty engage in instruction. “Pustoy College is a 21st century institution,” one of them reads, “and as such, it would never besmirch its reputation by having a professor stand in front […]
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