by Evan Brews Freelance Writer In a bold move to bolster their monetary base, the alumni foundation for Gunnister College (GC) has decided to invest nearly 50 percent of its endowment into the national lottery system Powerball. Recent drops in solicited donations have forced the relatively small foundation to think differently about how it goes […]
by Lilian Kershaw Freelance Writer As the annual University of the Hills Student Staff Appreciation Banquet stretches into its 3rd week, hostage negotiators have been brought in to secure the release of the division’s full-time employees. University spokesperson Alanah Shah expressed hope that the banquet would be brought to an end soon with no further […]
by Diana Senechal Behemoth, NY—At Omega Universal Institute (OUI), faculty unanimously voted to welcome “talent coaches” into their classrooms. These coaches would evaluate their teaching against a checklist to ensure that it conformed to the latest practices. Professors would then reflect on their evaluations and pledge to improve by a given deadline. In addition, they […]
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