by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor FORT WELCH, Florida. Lydia Pfeiffer is an Assistant Professor in the English Department at a state college in this panhandle hamlet, and as she finishes grading the last of 47 exams in her Introduction to Post-Neo-Modernist American Literature course you’d expect her to be smiling. Instead, a look of dread […]
A haggard Professor Jody Matthews needed a double shot of espresso at the campus Jumping Bein’s Café to make it through his two physics lectures on Wednesday. Matthews spent a sleepless night trying to come up with the perfect comeback to sophomore Nate McNare’s muttered heckling in Tuesday’s lab. “I’m exhausted,” said Professor Matthews in […]
Setting a new standard in its attention to fiscal responsibility, John Quincy University saved 15 cents on a new stapler. JQU has implemented a new process for supply acquisition in order to help the institution tighten its belt during tough budgetary times. “Claudia Graves from accounting let us know that she needed a new stapler,” […]
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