In a recent press conference, Chinese diplomats were quoted as saying, \”Hey, United States! We\’re rubber and you\’re glue. What you say bounces off our honorable country and sticks to you.\” America’s easiest human rights scapegoat, China, took advantage of the admissions scandal at the University of Illinois to show the world that it’s really […]
by Dr Bob Schvinsky Freelance Writer FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE North-by-North-North-West College’s (NbNNW) North Eastern campus located in the absolute barren wilderness of Canada’s far north is grateful to report that Professor James Bumble PhD PhD DBA MMB MSW ACC LLB is expected to make a full recovery after being found near death in a NbNNW […]
According to leaked documents from the National Association of Student Personnel Administrators (NASPA), famed CNN personality and abrasive former prosecutor Nancy Grace has been put on retainer to create an ironclad prenuptial agreement in NASPA’s predicted union with the American College Personnel Association (ACPA). “Those assholes at NASPA must have heard that we were in […]
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