Greg Ellison made a fool of himself by acting too cool at his freshman orientation at Meadowlands Community College last week. “We couldn’t believe he was such an a—–e,” said Greg’s orientation leader Debbie Wantanoh.” He muttered under his breath and acted like a jerk when we made him to join hands in our […]
To reduce health benefit costs, the College of West Nevada has contracted a physical therapist to coach employees about proper shrug techniques. “We’ve found a disproportionate number of our service staff suffer from shrug-induced arthritis,” said benefits officer Carmen Meaney. “We hope that proper shrug form will help prevent most cases and assist in speedier […]
Professor of Dead Languages Perry Vetrol was stunned Wednesday when shy Chemistry major Ben Hordham spoke a language long thought extinct by linguists. “We were in the middle of a lesson on syntax when Ben – the most unassuming guy in the class – said, ‘This is boring,’” said Vetrol. According to colleagues, whom Vetrol […]
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