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by John Dolphin Staff Writer Each year, college students grow out their hair during the month of November. The origin of this tradition is unknown, but it has been steadily growing in popularity until recently. It seems that like other fads, participation in “No Shave November” has become passé. One student attributes the sudden loss […]
by Lilian Kershaw Freelance Writer The Middling Education Honorary (or, M.E.H.) has awarded Frome University the infamous Golden Artichoke for demonstrating mediocrity in student achievement. The announcement has stunned many in this small university community, who believed that they were working towards loftier goals. “During last year’s academic year kick-off, our Vice President told us […]
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