The Department of Financial Aid at Lux Christi College has sent out an emergency alert to its staff at 3:00 p.m. today when Tonya York, assistant director of student aid, realized the staff had forgotten departmental secretary Alvina Cooper’s birthday. “Alvina is a bitch and we know there will be hell to pay if […]
Approximately 14.6% of Halloweeners tease you into thinking you might get a glimpse of some Halloweiner. Pros: It\’s the perfect costume if you\’re on a tight budget. All you need is a trench coat or some shaving cream, although you can also go all out with the full Lady Godiva silk wig. Cons: Combined with […]
Violet Sungard set a new record for high school graduates by attending orientation programs at 27 different colleges. “I just want to make sure I find the perfect fit,” said Sungard. “I don’t want to have to deal with anything unexpected during the years when I’m finding myself.” As other students pack their bags for […]
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