As Admissions Draft Approaches, Student’s College Destiny Uncertain

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by Con Chapman
Lifestyles Editor

usnewsdraftEVANSTON, Illinois. After Caitlin Erthwein finished her application to Oberlin College with a 4.2 weighted GPA and SAT scores that placed her in the 99th percentile of high school students nationwide, all she could do was pop the top on a Diet Coke, sit back and wait for her future to play out before her.

“Beth Impke is applying to Oberlin too,” Caitlin says of her high school classmate. “She’s a cello-playing water polo goalie who was president of the French Club,” and as she ends this simple statement of fact, an overtone of resignation hangs in the air.

Caitlin needs a loss by Beth, or a win by a third classmate, Claire Updegrove, to get into Oberlin, her first choice. “If Claire gets into Georgetown, Beth gets into Case Western,” she notes with the precision of a Las Vegas bookmaker figuring the odds on a Super Bowl game. “I’m basically a second round applicant, because I didn’t finish number one in my class.”

Since the American Association of University Women moved to a draft format in 1996, competition for slots at top schools has evolved into a complicated system based on head-to-head scores, relative division standing in common extracurricular activities and aggregate wardrobe expenditures, not including pantyhose. “I don’t know how much further we can go in an effort to be fair,” says AAUW Commissioner Eloise Furtado. “I suppose we could count the number of hickies a girl gets in her final year of eligibility.”

As Monday arrives Caitlin gets the good news; a last-second “Hail Mary” by her father, who happened to be sitting next to an Oberlin trustee in the sauna at a private men’s club, “seals the deal” for the young woman who hopes to major in biology en route to medical school. “He left everything he had on the little wooden bench in that hot, stuffy room,” she says with a touch of pride. “He may take Viagra, but he still knows a few inside moves.”