by Jeffrey Ross, Parody Poet—with special thanks to The Waking—Theodore Roethke, Real Poet I fake my study, take my learning slow. I dis my grades for this I have no peer. I learn by showing what I do not know. We think by blinking. Have you eaten crow? I fear my grant is shrinking year […]
Members of the Pro-feminism Clan at Wyoming State University await word of the historic academic senate vote to decide whether to support a new policy banning the word “ghoul” from all Halloween celebration events. “We are grown adult women, not ghouls,” said Molly Dawson, who spearheaded the writing of the proposed legislation. Dawson said she […]
Wallace University business major douchebag Tucker Blake returned last week from a summer-long internship and impressed members of the career services staff with his newfound wisdom and life-awareness. “We had concerns about Tucker’s questionable work ethic and worried he might represent WU poorly in the real world,” said Career Counselor Meghan Hallworth. “As it […]
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