by Diana Senechal Lokehere, NH—Most American colleges have scrambled desperately for the “perfect” brand, only to find their favorite idea taken. Unperturbed by the strife, Lokehere College managed to grab the “Thumbs-Up” brand before it landed on anyone else’s brainstorming list. “Can’t say how we did that,” said President Brent Blythe. “I mean, I know […]
Flags are at half-mast today at Publican State University, after junior Scott Dellamer was found dead from an apparent heroin overdose. “Of all ironies, Scott was scheduled to receive a $200 prize that evening from our Substance Team for Abuse Reduction [STAR],” said Dean of Student Affairs Casper Zambrano. “Scott designed the winning poster for […]
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