by Monty Tufnel Freelance Writer Feeling the pressure of his impending tenure vote, Feign University’s Luther Gunders has embarked on a RateMyProfessors.com improvement campaign to improve his tenure-ability with Feign administrators. The campus is a-buzz with the math teacher’s recent eccentric behavior. “He’s trying to make himself more hip to his students,” says Professor Will […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyle Reporter ORANGE, Massachusetts. In this quiet town in the Berkshires, Mount Pelerin College has taught generations of young women the liberal arts in the belief that a well-rounded education prepares one to pursue any career. “You may not appreciate Jane Austen when you’re an undergraduate,” says Dean Wilma Shelley. “Twenty years […]
by W.S. Winslow Freelance Writer Westport, CT – In response to a spate of online “confessions” from Beta Zeta Zeta fraternity members at Filbert Bister College, angry chapter alums have threatened to withdraw funding. At a recent reunion, some even threatened to revoke the house’s charter. Formerly known as the hardest partying frat on campus, […]
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