Wallace University business major douchebag Tucker Blake returned last week from a summer-long internship and impressed members of the career services staff with his newfound wisdom and life-awareness. “We had concerns about Tucker’s questionable work ethic and worried he might represent WU poorly in the real world,” said Career Counselor Meghan Hallworth. “As it […]
Approximately 14.6% of Halloweeners tease you into thinking you might get a glimpse of some Halloweiner. Pros: It\’s the perfect costume if you\’re on a tight budget. All you need is a trench coat or some shaving cream, although you can also go all out with the full Lady Godiva silk wig. Cons: Combined with […]
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