by Monty Tufnel with additional reporting by Henry Wenslydale Freelance Cowboy Humorists With low summer student enrollment across the country a financial challenge for all colleges and universities, a small Arizona college has come up with a new revenue stream: marketing its empty quads and abandoned halls as a tourist attraction. The Monday after commencement, […]
According to national statistics Cal State-Yorba Linda has recruited the best student in the world. “It’s something we strived to do for years,” said Director of Enrollment Jorge Lee. “We’ve come close a few times but my staff really turned on the jets this year and brought home the big prize – Randall Jefferson.” […]
by Leah Wescott Editor-in-Chief Authorities at Hilton College found gorgeous eco-psychology major Grant Jessom crying in the closet of his dorm room after his roommate reported Jessom’s disturbing behavior. “Last night, a talent agent came to my show at Grubby’s Bar, and he told me I w asn’t very good,” Jessom told the campus security […]
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