by Diana Senechal Wentworth, MA— During President Jeremiah Nesaispas’s inaugural address, some Wentworth City College faculty were seen twitching and shuddering, especially in the humanities corner of the auditorium. Nonetheless, they resisted interrupting the new president or pelting him with tomatoes. “We believe in human dignity,” philosophy professor Knut Verstandnis commented later, “even the dignity […]
By Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer This year, Cancun’s Playa Platino resort was the destination of choice for many students at Chestnut View College, an elite liberal arts college in New Hampshire. “We are having a totally awesome time,” exclaimed Buffy Billingsley, a first year student at Chestnut View. “All of the girls on my […]
Members of the newest, most radical environmental activism group EcoXism, founded at Converdancy College, have taken aim at a new enemy – vegans. “Vegans like to sit on their high horse, saying they’ve chosen an eco-friendly lifestyle, but it’s a lie,” said EcoXism founding member April Glamyre. “They emit more toxins into the environment any […]
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