by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer In the latest move designed to minimize the potential for confrontation between faculty/administration and the staff that work for them, the University of El Dorado Office of the President announced Tuesday that they will institute a new system-wide personnel policy that borrows liberally from the Indian caste system. Beginning September […]
The same day Penn State was named the country\’s top party school, the National Puke Association also honored the Nittany Lions with the 2009 Vomit of Honor Award for producing the most intellectual and noble chunks in the USA. \”We are humbled by this award,\” announced an executive from Penn State. \”We wish to thank […]
A new requirement for capital budget requests may be just the answer John Quincy University has been looking for to eliminate its fiscal woes. “I noticed that we have many items on budget requests redundant with items I’ve seen in previous years,” said VP of Financial Affairs Thomas Whedon. “Repeated requests for furniture are the […]
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