No joke. The fake journalists at the phony higher ed news magazine The Cronk of Higher Education couldn’t believe there was no official day, week or month dedicated to the high art of irony and have jumped into action. “It’s unacceptable to ignore satire!” said Cronk senior writer Irma Pelt. “But also predictable. As the […]
by Teena Angst Freelance Writer Whattama University has reported that a four hour-faculty/staff orientation standoff has ended. Problems erupted when all new employees were provided with a copy of Erik Erikson’s The Life Cycle Completed and informed they were going to “explore new ways of thinking.” Police records indicate that when the trainer turned her […]
by Joel Pettigrew Freelance Writer This past weekend saw diversity disaster strike at the annual Vice President’s Diversity Retreat at Great Forest State Park in Colorado. The retreat, sponsored by Two Hills University, was coordinated this year by Alex Grey, a second-year master’s student. The retreat itself was running smoothly until lunch on the second […]
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