After years of painstaking research, a team of mathematicians from Cal Tech and MIT have found definitive proof that diversity is indeed a number. Sixteen. “We have finally put and end to the ongoing debate between social scientists and real science,” said team leader Hassan Patel, chair of MIT’s Department of Hard Sciences. “Our research […]
by Diana Senechal Freelance Writer New Haven, Connecticut: The acclaimed mathematician Gerald Brume declared tearfully to reporters that he felt validated for the first time after reading Math People Are Real People, a revelatory new book by Josie Franks. “I have received over a hundred awards and honorary degrees,” said Brume. “I am routinely invited […]
Lucille Wexton was suspended from her position of senior science librarian Monday following a two-hour deliberation of the Green Mountain State University Committee for Green Values. “Ms. Wexton is a disgrace to our campus,” said Vonda Casserly, who chairs the Committee for Green Values. “She is an avid recycler, carpooler and supporter of local produce, […]
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