by Skye Kopfgeschlagen Freelance Writer Jacob Fierstadt, a student at Harmony University, was openly hostile towards administrators when his proposed major in “Tattoo Art” was rejected by the art department and the university administration. “A bunch of fascist, small-minded losers want me to conform to their standards,” said Fierstadt. “I can’t believe they rejected it […]
by Lilian Kershaw Freelance Writer Bison University president Dr. Meredith Hughes issued a formal apology today for the joint faculty-staff flash mob that broke out when Susanna Hammond walked across the stage at commencement. “Hatred is not a Buffalo Bill value,” said Dr. Hughes. “Listen. We have put up with Susanna’s BS for four years,” […]
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