Professor of Dead Languages Perry Vetrol was stunned Wednesday when shy Chemistry major Ben Hordham spoke a language long thought extinct by linguists. “We were in the middle of a lesson on syntax when Ben – the most unassuming guy in the class – said, ‘This is boring,’” said Vetrol. According to colleagues, whom Vetrol […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor KALISPELL, Montana. Spring football is over at Western Montana University, which means there’s nothing for players to do between now and August except lift weights and run. “Some of these guys turn into lunkheads when school’s out,” says Joe Diggs, head coach. “I need my guys to be mentally sharp […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor KALISPELL, Montana. Over the entire course of her three-year college career Shirley Leung, a slight Asian-American woman who is only 5’4″ tall, has been eliciting “She looks familiar” reactions from alumni at Western Montana University when they attend home football and basketball games. “She’s not in the press guide,” says […]
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