by Freelance Poet Jeffrey Ross Special Thanks to Emily Dickinson— “Because I could not Stop for Death” Because I could not stop for Calc– He kindly mastered me– The Future held but just Ourselves– And endless Tutoring. I merely Groaned, he knew no haste– And I had put away My weekends, and Vacations too– For […]
After months of long meetings and editing sessions, the Retention Task Force at the Dean Smith College in North Carolina has submitted the best report in the world. “I knew they were working hard, but wow!” said Garth Kennert, Vice President of Enrollment, who charged the committee with writing the report. “I feel very proud […]
by Brody K. Truce Senior Staff Writer With classes slated to begin next Monday at Wyoming State University, one first year student is worried that he will be unable to find his 8 am class. Freshman Brian Jackson of Sidney, MT was overheard in the cafeteria earlier today lamenting his predicament. “This campus is so […]
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