___ –> Elizabeth Mink, professor of English at Rhodeson College, has instituted a new grammatical rule for all of her first-year composition courses. As Mink explained to her students in the first week of the semester, “For students younger than 35, I expect you to write first-person essays using the word ‘i’ to identify yourself.” […]
by AJ Marshfield Freelance Writer In an unprecedented example of how college is not exactly like the movies, 19-year-old Nancy Whittaker has discovered she is not best friends with her college roommate, Morgan McDaniels. “It’s nothing at all like ‘Felicity’ or even Van Wilder…it’s like we don’t even talk,” said Whittaker, while filling out a […]
by Leah Wescott Residents of the Tharp School of the Arts Theater House voted to eject acting major Coco DeRosa because she did not bring enough drama to the dorm community “She was so boring,” said her roommate Violet Zizzle. “I don’t think I saw her cry once the whole time we lived together.” Zizzle […]
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