New college alumni with strong GPAs are blaming corporate downsizing for their limited job opportunities. “There just aren’t any jobs,” says marketing major Stephanie Kolliar from Crockett University. “I keep going to interviews, but I can tell as soon as I meet the interviewers that they’re not going to hire me.” Companies around the country […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor CHILLICOTHE, Ohio. Graduation day is drawing near, but students at Waldmore University here aren’t the only ones who’ll be wearing black when the time comes for sheepskins to be handed out: there will also be a large contingent of uniformed policemen present to protect the commencement speakers, particularly Marvin Kagler. […]
by Teena Angst Freelance Writer Whattama University has reported that a four hour-faculty/staff orientation standoff has ended. Problems erupted when all new employees were provided with a copy of Erik Erikson’s The Life Cycle Completed and informed they were going to “explore new ways of thinking.” Police records indicate that when the trainer turned her […]
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